called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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