Porn is love you can see.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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