I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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