we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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