then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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