So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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