i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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