some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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