I have demons in me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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