But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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