just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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