what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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