ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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