We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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