i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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