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go home
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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