If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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