Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so let's talk penis.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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