I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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