I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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