Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
high people should be assigned attendants
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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