I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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