i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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