Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I've blown a few things in my day
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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