yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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