Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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