New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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