Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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