I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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