I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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