Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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