i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Randomize
