Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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