i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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