i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my being single is dangerous.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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