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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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