If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
