whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You are a genius and a whore.
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