only you would photoshop your dick
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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