so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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