we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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