How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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