Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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