Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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