Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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