My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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