11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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