I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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