yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
my poor anus
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