I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Holy sore nipples Batman
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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