Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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