He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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