We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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