Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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