I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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