This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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