I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
